Hahahahaha I mean. I need this, you need this, your dad needs this.
Vintage white ceramic mug with black band. Reads in teal and yellow "First I was a good boy, then I become a nice kid, after that I was a great guy, later I grew to be a fine man, now I'm just an old fart." So good. Some smudge-y wear on print, a bit splotchy. As is! Bottom is stamped "Studio 4 DEast by Papel, made in Korea."